Posted by: freakapotimus
What’s a more fun gift than something to keep your fun safe?
Discreet enough to keep on your nightstand or dresser, large enough to hold Chloe or G-Swirl, or anything in between. (Please note, those links are probably NSFW!)
Materials
- 1 skein Artful Yarns Candy Sweet Tart
- 1 skein Lion Brand Yarn Fun Fur Violet (optional)
- 1 set US size 8 double-pointed knitting needles
Sizing
Gauge: 20 sts + 32 rows = 4″ on size 8 needles
Dimensions: 4″ x 10″ without fun fur
Directions
CO 42 st, divide evenly across 3 DPN (14 sts on each).
Rnd 1: P
Rnd 2: K
Rnd 3: P
Rnd 4: K
Rnd 5: K
Rnd 6: [K5 YO K2Tog] to end
Knit next 70 rounds.
Begin decrease
Rnd 1: [K4 SSK K2 K2Tog K4] to end
Rnd 2: [K3 SSK K2 K2Tog K3] to end
Rnd 3: [K2 SSK K2 K2Tog K2] to end
Rnd 4: [K1 SSK K2 K2Tog K1] to end
Rnd 5: [SSK K2 K2Tog] to end
Rnd 6: K2Tog to end
Finishing
Pull yarn through remaining stitches. Turn inside-out and weave in ends. Turn right-side-out and thread a ribbon through the YOs.
To add fun fur, pick up all stitches on the cast-on edge. K 1 round, BO and weave in ends.
This pattern originally posted on my personal blog, freakapotimus.com.
Tags: beginner knits, cute, fun, knitting, pattern, sexy, vibrator
#1 written by springviolet February 2nd, 2010 at 14:32
I love keeping my fun safe!
Come to think of it, one of my first patterns was a condom cozy. I should write it up, take some action shots and we can start the Keep Your Fun Safe knitting pattern collection. :)
#2 written by echo May 31st, 2010 at 19:52
I used to be a representative for Pure Romance, and we had so many people looking for fun, discreet methods of hiding their fun in plain view. We have a small pillow with an invisible zipper pocket to keep any of the larger vibrators in, it could hold many smaller toys too. This is great…It would also be great for bachlorette parties, and for lingerie bags on a trip…