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*Sorry the Boobs and Booze post is a few days late. When you drunkcast, you get hungover and lose track of time. You understand, doncha?*

This month I have a special Boobs and Booze post for all of you lovelies. As you all should know by now, September is Drunk Podcasting month as proclaimed by Z of Hipster, please! The ladies and I decided we needed an exceptionally awesome drink for our drunkcasting and while discussing this, a friend twittered something along the lines of “Stop or I will elbow you in the taint!” Since taint is one of our favorite words* we decided to make our own shot and call it “Elbow to the Taint”.

Now the Elbow to the Taint couldn’t be just any ordinary shot. It had to have a nice start and a kick in it somewhere. We discussed using cinnamon schnapps, peppermint vodka, and other things. I even asked a few friends for suggestions. “What do you think an Elbow to the Taint shot would be?” Almost every god damn one of ‘em had Jagermeister in mind. Which leads me into my rant of why do so many of you like Jager? Ugh! That stuff is so disgusting and overrated. But maybe I just have a problem with it because the first time I ever really drank I was at Universal Studios Halloween Horror Nights and did about 6 Jager Bombs before wandering around being freaked out by guys with chainsaws and haunted houses. But that’s entirely besides the point. Back to the Taint… or the elbowing of it, anyway.

So we had all of these bright ideas of what to use and when it came down to drunkcasting night, we all forgot to buy the experimental ingredients. So, we made do with Jenn’s liquor supply. =D After some experimentation, we ended with this…

The Elbow to the Taint
-One part Jose Cuervo Tequila
-Two Parts Cruzan Black Strap Rum.

That’s all! So try it out (we DARE you) and tell us what you think! Did it appropriately elbow your taint? Or do you think it needs a little something more. Leave a comment or call the feedback line. You know the drill. Click that awesome Google Talk button on the right of the page or call 215-839-NERD and leave us a message!

Video to come soon!

*We once spent an afternoon discussing various synonyms for taint. And it comes up quite often in conversation. Maybe even more than douche. Maybe.

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